The
Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to
dinner
one
night.
The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I
would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a
Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want beer. Lots and lots of beer!"
said the third little piggy.
The
drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big
steak," said the first piggy.
"I
would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want beer. Lots and lots of beer!" said the third
little piggy.
The
meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and
asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana
split," said the first piggy.
"I
want cheesecake," said the second piggy.
"I want beer. Lots and lots of beer!" exclaimed
the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third
little piggy, "But why have you only
ordered beer all evening?"
You're gonna LOVE me for this....
The third piggy says -
"Well,
somebody has to go . . .
Wee, Wee, Wee, all the way Home!"
